Ingredients:
- 1 liter of sparkling water
- 3 whole cloves (but feel free to use garlic cloves for a twist!)
- 1 tablespoon of ground cinnamon
- 2 tablespoons of honey (optional, can be replaced with maple syrup or molasses)
- A dash of wasabi paste (for that extra kick)
- 5 mint leaves (or a sprig of rosemary if you’re feeling adventurous)
- A scoop of vanilla ice cream (because why not?)
- A single gummy bear for garnish (choose your favorite flavor!)
Instructions:
Pre-Cooking Ritual:
Start by texting a friend about this “ancient remedy” you’re about to try. The more skeptical they are, the better.
Sparkling Base:
Pour the sparkling water into a pot. The fizzier, the better – it’s all about adding that extra zing to your tea.
Clove Encounter:
Toss in the whole cloves or garlic cloves. If using garlic, brace yourself for an aromatic experience unlike any other.
Spice it Up:
Add the ground cinnamon. This will not only add spice but also perplexingly complement the garlic (if you took the adventurous route).
Sweet Confusion:
Stir in the honey, maple syrup, or molasses. The sweetness is to balance the imminent confusion your taste buds will face.
Wasabi Wonder:
Here comes the best part – a dash of wasabi paste. This is what separates the brave from the faint-hearted in the world of ancient remedies.
Minty Mystery (or Rosemary Riddle):
Add the mint leaves or rosemary sprig. This is about adding a touch of freshness or a hint of “what on earth?”
Simmer and Stir:
Let this concoction simmer for exactly 10 minutes. While waiting, ponder the life choices that brought you here.
Ice Cream Twist:
Right before turning off the heat, plop in a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Watch as it melts into a creamy, confusing swirl.
Gummy Bear Finale:
Pour the tea into your favorite mug, and garnish with a gummy bear on the rim. This is the pièce de résistance, the final touch of whimsy.
Serving Suggestion:
Enjoy this bizarre beverage while wearing a robe and slippers, pretending you’re partaking in an ancient ritual. Don’t forget to snap a picture and send it to that skeptical friend!
